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78: Uncle Rob & Little Amber - najban
Season: Avant Tai, Season One
Placing: 10th/12th

- As I've said already, it's hard to really talk about Uncle Rob & Little Amber since all of naj's posts have been wiped. But the basic gist of them was that Uncle Rob had a little bit too much of an interest in Little Amber. The Gary Glitter kind of interest, I suppose. They actually came first in leg one, then pretty much disappeared, but from what I remember the skits were rather good, even if they toed the line of sanity and tastefulness.

77: Ronnie & Ben - reggierules
Season: Avant Tai, Season Three
Placing: 5th/16th

- The fact that they made it to 78th on this countdown even surprises me, but they were a rather integral part in ATTAR3, and were quite noticeable all the time. Here's where things get rather twisted, though. Now, in Leg 7, it was between Wan & Chung (my fierce cuntgoddesses <3<3<3) and Ronnie & Ben (from Make me a Supermodel, or whatever that shit was called) in a race to the U-Turn. I was going to U-Turn R&B, but reggie beat me by what one presumes was a matter of seconds. Now that, that I had no problem with, because I was gonna do the same thing, and to be fair, Wan & Chung were practically unstoppable. The problem for me was that the Detour part I had now go back and do was statistics, and since I dropped Maths, I didn't know how to do it. So after spending ten minutes or so trying to figure out the right way to complete it, I then had to do this part of the task:

If there is no outlier in the table, teams must give an 8 sentence discussion about what the numbers they have posted mean about Estonia. When the groundskeeper has heard the reasoning and seen the numbers, she will hand teams their next clue

- What I noticed was that it never said the argument had to be convincing, ergo I wrote eight sentences of garbage, pretty much, to just blitz that part of the task. I then managed to pass a semi-active max and got to the Pit Stop ahead of him. At this point, reggie flipped the fuck out and started saying that he'd "wasted the U-Turn" because I wasn't elimmed, which wasn't true, as it more or less financially crippled me. Avant then said that I'd not done the maths part of the task correctly, and therefore max was ahead and I got eliminated. I proceeded to freak out and point out that reggie's argument of me not doing the sentences correctly was wrong too, as he'd posted one sentence too few in his part of the Detour - therefore, had he done that correctly, I would have beaten him to the U-Turn and nailed him with it. After a load of bitching, I was reinstated...but so was reggie's U-Turn. So in the next leg, despite the fact that I was leading for most of it, the conversion chaos and my lack of funds from the previous U-Turn meant that reggie was able to beat me to that leg's U-Turn by a post, therefore eliminating me.

- THEN, when I said that reggie had in fact done the right thing by originally U-Turning me, because I was a massive threat at the time, he proceeded to ignore that and rant on about how terrible a person I was (furthermore, he kept on referring to me as a female, despite the fact I kept on telling him I was all man, babyyyyy). Then at the end of the season, he attacked Avant and was never seen of again.

Insufferable Cunt reggie </3

76: Antoinette & Portia - smileyriley14
Season: Wan & Christian's Season Two
Placing: 8th/10th

- A smiley team...this high up!? Well, to be fair, Antoinette & Portia were in fact a rather good team. Or, comparatively, a rather good and (importantly) active smiley team. They made it to Leg Four before they disappeared, but pretty much since ATTAR3, smiley's actually shown some rather good and less annoying teams then in the past (ignoring Danny & Chloe >_>). Now, they're not on the level of the sole remanining smiley team on the list, but they were actually quite good in the end, so yay for smiley.

Up next? Slightly less seething hatred, as we knock out three teams all from their respective host's first season.

Yep, there's Crow teams in here. That was a season with a lot of no name early boots then a kind of big race at the end.

But yeh, the bottom four have all been out.