Okay, so no doubt you're thinking...114? That's not right...well, to be fair, it is for me. I've never seen the family edition, and it's like,
the "hidden" season of TAR, in the way that all fans try and hide it away. So, anyway, the usual countdown kinda thing. Yeh, that's pretty much
it, so let's get on with the show!
(114: LAKE & MICHELLE)
Season 9, 6th Place
I. Despised. Lake. The first time I saw him on my TV, I immediately disliked him. Then it only got worse. The single most obnoxious, annoying, arrogant thing on TAR ever. What Michelle ever saw in him, I don't know. He yielded the Pinks for no good reason really, and overall just...was...grah. Words can't describe my feelings towards Lake - oh wait, maybe they can: HATE.
(113: GARY & DAVE)
Season 2, 5th Place
Only my hatred of Lake stops these guys from being in bottom place; they tried to be funny, and failed horrifically at that. They were the picture of the ugly American, such as when they yelled and badmouthed Blake & Paige on their way to Australia. These guys should never be allowed to go out in public, like, ever.
(112: PETER & SARAH)
Season 10, 7th Place
Peter had a Lake-complex; he made me laugh uncontrollably when he got dumped, more or less, on the mat when they were eliminated. Sarah kicked ass for a one legged chick, but Peter's constant cheering, pep talks and being a letch make me hate this team soooooo badly.
(111: TARA & WIL)
Season 2, 2nd Place
First, Wil was annoying, because he was loud and an idiot, as proved by the fiasco with the boats on Leg One. Then, Tara turned out to be a slut and flirted constantly, while under the guise of supposedly wanting to get back together with Wil. Then, Wil was annoying some more. Then, Tara. I've never seen two people more suited for each other, because if they're together, it means that nobody else has to suffer. Hence, I feel sorry for Tara's new husband.
(114: LAKE & MICHELLE)
Season 9, 6th Place
I. Despised. Lake. The first time I saw him on my TV, I immediately disliked him. Then it only got worse. The single most obnoxious, annoying, arrogant thing on TAR ever. What Michelle ever saw in him, I don't know. He yielded the Pinks for no good reason really, and overall just...was...grah. Words can't describe my feelings towards Lake - oh wait, maybe they can: HATE.
(113: GARY & DAVE)
Season 2, 5th Place
Only my hatred of Lake stops these guys from being in bottom place; they tried to be funny, and failed horrifically at that. They were the picture of the ugly American, such as when they yelled and badmouthed Blake & Paige on their way to Australia. These guys should never be allowed to go out in public, like, ever.
(112: PETER & SARAH)
Season 10, 7th Place
Peter had a Lake-complex; he made me laugh uncontrollably when he got dumped, more or less, on the mat when they were eliminated. Sarah kicked ass for a one legged chick, but Peter's constant cheering, pep talks and being a letch make me hate this team soooooo badly.
(111: TARA & WIL)
Season 2, 2nd Place
First, Wil was annoying, because he was loud and an idiot, as proved by the fiasco with the boats on Leg One. Then, Tara turned out to be a slut and flirted constantly, while under the guise of supposedly wanting to get back together with Wil. Then, Wil was annoying some more. Then, Tara. I've never seen two people more suited for each other, because if they're together, it means that nobody else has to suffer. Hence, I feel sorry for Tara's new husband.
